Middle Finger Swear Affirmation Cards
Middle Finger Swear Affirmation Cards
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When Will My Order Arrive?
When Will My Order Arrive?
Estimated delivery times:
🇺🇸 United States: 6–12 business days
🇬🇧 United Kingdom: 6–13 business days
🇦🇺 Australia: 7–14 business days
🇨🇦 Canada: 7–15 business days
🌍 Rest of World: 10–20 business days
Refund, Return, Exchange, And Cancellation Info
Refund, Return, Exchange, And Cancellation Info
💫 30-Day Returns & Refunds
Enjoy a hassle-free return process at MerryWonders.com.
🛑 Cancellation Policy
Changed your mind? You can cancel within 24 hours of placing your order for a full refund.
📧 How to Cancel: Email us at merrywonders@proton.me for quick assistance.
🔁 Returns & Exchanges
Start your return or exchange anytime through our Self-Serve Return Section on our website.
⚙️ Processing Time
All return and cancellation requests are processed within 1–3 business days — always fee-free.
💳 Refund Timing
Refunds typically appear on your original payment method within 3–7 business days after processing.
💬 Need Help?
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Contact us anytime at merrywonders@proton.me for friendly, fast support.
💥 Sassy Affirmations with a Side of Swear Words! 💥
Say goodbye to dull affirmations and hello to the perfect mix of motivation, humor, and badassery. The Middle Finger Swear Affirmation Cards pack a punch with daily doses of cheeky, swear-filled inspiration—perfect for the fed-up soul who’s done giving a flying f*ck.
Why You'll Love It:
🔥 Empowering & Hilarious: Each card delivers motivation wrapped in humor, sass, and a sprinkling of profanity to brighten your day.
🔥 Unique Design: Every mini card is cut into the shape of a middle finger—because nothing says "I’m fierce" like flipping the world off in style.
🔥 Perfect Gift for Every Occasion: Great for birthdays, bachelorette parties, besties, or anyone who needs a daily reminder to slay with zero f*cks given.
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What’s Included:
📦 Jar Size: 16oz of pure badassery
📜 Cards: Choose between 30 or 60 middle-finger-shaped mini affirmation cards (2.5 inches each)
🎨 Color Options: Black or white woman hands
Who’s It For?
💪 For the Strong & Sassy Woman: Designed by women, for women, to inspire the fierce and fabulous.
💡 For the Fed-Up Feminist: A fun way to prioritize mental health while keeping your sense of humor.
🎁 For That Perfect Gift: Ideal for your sister, bestie, coworker, or anyone who loves a bit of edgy self-care.
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Empower Your Inner Badass
This happiness jar isn’t just a collection of affirmations—it’s a lifestyle. Whether you're declaring "I’m here to slay!" or just need a laugh, these cards are your daily dose of unapologetic self-love.
Order your jar today and let the sass begin! 🎉
