🤣 Hilarious "Surprise Squirt" Penis Toothpaste Dispenser
🤣 Hilarious "Surprise Squirt" Penis Toothpaste Dispenser
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- FREE International Delivery
When Will My Order Arrive?
When Will My Order Arrive?
Estimated delivery times:
🇺🇸 United States: 6–12 business days
🇬🇧 United Kingdom: 6–13 business days
🇦🇺 Australia: 7–14 business days
🇨🇦 Canada: 7–15 business days
🌍 Rest of World: 10–20 business days
Refund, Return, Exchange, And Cancellation Info
Refund, Return, Exchange, And Cancellation Info
💫 30-Day Returns & Refunds
Enjoy a hassle-free return process at MerryWonders.com.
🛑 Cancellation Policy
Changed your mind? You can cancel within 24 hours of placing your order for a full refund.
📧 How to Cancel: Email us at merrywonders@proton.me for quick assistance.
🔁 Returns & Exchanges
Start your return or exchange anytime through our Self-Serve Return Section on our website.
⚙️ Processing Time
All return and cancellation requests are processed within 1–3 business days — always fee-free.
💳 Refund Timing
Refunds typically appear on your original payment method within 3–7 business days after processing.
💬 Need Help?
We’re here for you!
Contact us anytime at merrywonders@proton.me for friendly, fast support.
😂Say goodbye to boring mornings and hello to pure hilarity with our Funny Penis Toothpaste Dispenser! Perfect for pranksters, gag gifts, bachelorette parties, or anyone who believes laughter is the best way to start the day.
Features:
👉Just give it a little squeeze, and—boom!—your toothpaste is ready to go. But wait, there’s more! This hilarious gadget also works with mustard, ketchup, chocolate syrup, and even condensed milk. Who knew sauce could be this entertaining?
✨Designed to look outrageously funny (and a little naughty 😉), this dispenser squirts toothpaste in a way that'll have everyone howling with laughter. Whether you're pranking a roommate, spicing up your bathroom decor, or just need a hilarious pick-me-up, this is the ultimate conversation starter!
✅ Perfect Gag Gift – Ideal for birthdays, white elephant parties, bachelor/bachelorette parties, and hilarious surprises!
✅ Easy to Use – Just squeeze and let the good times roll.
Specs:
- Material: High-quality, safe, and durable resin
- Size: 5cm tall (confidence not included)
