🤣Funny Penis Toothpaste Dispenser
🤣Funny Penis Toothpaste Dispenser
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- FREE International Delivery
When Will My Order Arrive?
When Will My Order Arrive?
Estimated delivery times:
🇺🇸 United States: 4–7 business days
🇬🇧 United Kingdom: 7–12 business days
🇦🇺 Australia: 5–8 business days
🇨🇦 Canada: 6–10 business days
🌍 Rest of World: 10–20 business days
Refund, Return, Exchange, And Cancellation Info
Refund, Return, Exchange, And Cancellation Info
💫 30-Day Returns & Refunds
Enjoy a hassle-free return process at MerryWonders.com.
🛑 Cancellation Policy
Changed your mind? You can cancel within 24 hours of placing your order for a full refund.
📧 How to Cancel: Email us at merrywonders@proton.me for quick assistance.
🔁 Returns & Exchanges
Start your return or exchange anytime through our Self-Serve Return Section on our website.
⚙️ Processing Time
All return and cancellation requests are processed within 1–3 business days — always fee-free.
💳 Refund Timing
Refunds typically appear on your original payment method within 3–7 business days after processing.
💬 Need Help?
We’re here for you!
Contact us anytime at merrywonders@proton.me for friendly, fast support.
😎Tired of boring bathroom routines? Meet the little helper that’s guaranteed to make your mornings rise to the occasion… and your guests snort-laugh into their cereal.
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Features:
👉Just give it a little squeeze, and—boom!—your toothpaste is ready to go. But wait, there’s more! This hilarious gadget also works with mustard, ketchup, chocolate syrup, and even condensed milk. Who knew sauce could be this entertaining?
Instant Mood Boost: Guaranteed to make you smirk, even before coffee.
Universal Fit: Works with 99% of toothpaste brands (and 100% of your questionable life choices).
Perfect For:
- Gag gifts that accidentally become someone’s favorite thing.
- Bachelorette parties, white elephant exchanges, or “congrats on your divorce” care packages.
- Anyone who thinks self-care should involve more laughs (and fewer kale smoothies).
Specs:
- Material: PLA
- Size: 5cm tall (confidence not included)
